collegehumor:

There’s 1 MORE Punctuation Mark That We Desperately

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luminousrogue:

People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.   

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ravkan:

equalistmako:

ravkan:

equalistmako:

I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO”

"heres ur order m’am"

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the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo" is one of the most innocent things I’ve ever seen in my life

I THOUGHT IT SAID DILLO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

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You’re not allowed to like the things I like because I hate you


screams:

my blog will make you horny :p

screams:

my blog will make you horny :p


assbutt-in-the-garrison:

If you don’t love Kesha then idk what to tell you

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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ozzyosborntodie:

well I found my yearbook quote

ozzyosborntodie:

well I found my yearbook quote

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screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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